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| Microsoft Sued Again For Being Microsoft
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The Microsoft corporation is once again being sued for doing what Microsoft just can't seem to stop doing: using Windows and now its new operating system, Vista, to create products that give it a distinct advantage over the competition. Nobody but Microsoft knows the code for the operating system, so nobody else can create products that are a ...
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22 Nov 2008 08:33:29 | Publisher : Tom Attea |
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| Squirrel Meat - Delicious but Deadly?
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One of my favorite movies is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. There is one particularly funny scene in which a squirrel has hitched a ride inside the Griswold house sequestered in the tree Clark has set up. The squirrel is discovered and makes a run for it, causing chaos and panic among the fleeing main characters.
Amid the ...
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22 Nov 2008 12:30:05 | Publisher : John Smith |
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| Silly String- What You Didn't Know
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What graduation, bachelor party or parade would be complete without the surprising fun appearance of silly string? This strange foam substance has become part of New Years celebrations all over the world. This foam string has become a part of celebrations world wide. Millions have wondered what is the story behind t ...
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16 Nov 2008 07:25:08 | Publisher : Mark Keller |
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| Do you suffer from too much GAS?
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It is well documented that too much gas can be detrimental.
Gas can cause severe stomach cramps.Certain gases
can be harmful to the enviroment.Other gases can consume
oxygen, and basically "smother" you.Particular diets can be
related to gas.Heavy gases can even cause back ache,
lumbago, shoulder injury, etc..
You can check the follo ...
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15 Nov 2008 02:40:53 | Publisher : Mixedlexia |
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| SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS
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Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.
-- SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS --
Every year the Ho-Ho-Ho-ing chap in the red tunic with the white
whiskers gets inundated with some pretty balmy questions.
So this year, I asked him if he wouldn't mind responding to
twenty-five odd, obscure, and some ...
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15 Nov 2008 07:52:08 | Publisher : Theolonius McTavish |
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| The Hazards of Tossing Pigs
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The Hazards of Tossing Pigs
Saturday, both Jane and Barb had to work. I didn?t see either of
them during the day but Saturday night I went to eat at the
restaurant they work in. They serve two kinda steaks there. One
called the Cowgirl, and one called the Cowboy. On my first visit
some months ago I had loudly pronounced "I wanna eat a Cow ...
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15 Nov 2008 04:03:14 | Publisher : Chris Bradford & Brande McCree |
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| JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JULY!
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Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
JEEPERS CREAPERS IT'S JULY!
-- Odd Events & Activities Calendar for July 2005 --
Compiled by: Lady Beatrice Blitterlees & Lord Earl
Craboon
July is one of the most popular jocund, jocose, and jocular
months of the year.
In a nutshell, this means one can be jestful, merry, playful and
wi ...
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10 Nov 2008 06:19:57 | Publisher : B. Blitterlees and E. Craboon |
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| Truck Stop Christmas
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This is a true story. It was told to me by a guy I met on a
Riverboat. That’s how I know it’s true; who could doubt the
veracity of a River Rat? He didn’t use any backup singers when
he told it to me, but I thought since this is going out on the
Internet and all, I should shine it up a bit.
I spared no expense to fly these women in from Nashvi ...
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07 Nov 2008 05:27:51 | Publisher : Tom Hale |
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| Party Jokes: Startling But Unnecessary
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Here, I focus on a range of items and features that we use in life without giving them a second thought such as Coca Cola, body muscles and holding ones own breath. Though, most of these notes are not fundamentally necessary, they are such that you can use them for a good laugh, at a drinks party or for ...
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01 Nov 2008 06:36:55 | Publisher : Jack Reider |
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| Rock's Oddball Celebrity News
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Rock’s Oddball Celebrity News By Rocky Ramsey
According to an interview with Madonna on 20/20, she wants to
change her name to Esther, because it’s a good Biblical name.
Paris Hilton’s infamous Internet video has been released on DVD.
It’s called “1 Night in Paris.” Barbra Streisand, that great
humanitarian, sued a guy for $1 ...
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01 Nov 2008 01:09:15 | Publisher : Rocky Ramsey |
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| Spider's Big Catch
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Spider's Big Catch (From the book Spider’s Big Catch) Gary E.
Anderson www.abciowa.com
When I was in college, Spider McGee, Charlie Fox, and I loved to
fish off the log boom in the river near my house on summer
afternoons. We'd sit and talk about life, drink hot chocolate,
and occasionally catch a fish or two. B ...
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30 Oct 2008 05:33:26 | Publisher : Gary E. Anderson |
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| Test Your Feline Felicity
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1. The Cat Family, or the family Felidae, includes at least 35
species of cats that are similar in physical characteristics.
Which is NOT a member of the Cat Family?
A. Kodkod
B. Margay
C. Ocelot
D. Fox
D. Fox
TBD: Did you know that cats are regarded by many biologists as
the most highly developed carnivores?
2. ...
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29 Oct 2008 11:52:43 | Publisher : Deanna Mascle |
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| Just Dialogue 2
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Just Dialogue 2
By Punkerslut
It's all jus' dialogue!
The Darwin E-mail Incident
I was talking online, bashing Creationists, Catholics, and
anyone else who was easily offended by the anatomically correct
word for fucking, and a mysterious dilemma unfolded. The first
five or so lines actually occured, and inspi ...
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28 Oct 2008 08:57:31 | Publisher : Punkerslut |
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| Study Determines Reading NewsLaugh Helps You Live Longer
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Good news. People with a sense of humor live longer, says researcher Sven Svebak of the medical school at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology.
He presented his study in Budapest at a meeting of the American Psychosomatic Society.
Sven kept tabs on 54,000 Norwegians over a seven year time-fram ...
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27 Oct 2008 11:05:00 | Publisher : Tom Attea |
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